I hate to say it but for the first time in a while, I’m having serious body image issues right now.
Character(s) of the year - 2013 VGX
- I’m good at it; I think, and uh… I just… I enjoy it. You know? I like getting to know clients, I like finding out their secrets. Kind of, like, a… private detective? Or a priest. Ish. Just with, like, better underwear. And just loads and loads of sex.
- Is it really that simple?
- Well, I never said it was simple.
I’ve been following some of you so long I’m so attached to you I don’t even care what you post anymore I just enjoy your presence and personality thanks for being so rad even though I don’t talk to a lot of you yeah this post just got 10 times creepier ok bye
Found this stuck to a shop window in town
Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don’t know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
the only Christmas post that matters
"Is there no end to my power?"